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[Humor] Lagu Beatles untuk orang IT

YESTERDAY

By : Beatles

 

Yesterday,

All those backups seemed a waste of pay

Now my database has gone away

Oh I believe in yesterday.....

 

Suddenly,

There's not half the files there used to be And there's a milestone hanging over me The system crashed so suddenly I pushed something wrong What it was I could not say Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay

 

Yesterday,

The need for back-ups seemed so far away I knew my data was all here to stay Now I believe in yesterday

 

 

 

LET IT BE

By : Beatles

 

When I find my code in tons of trouble

Friends and colleagues come to me

Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C

As the deadline fast approaches

And bugs are all that I can see

Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C

 

Write in C, Write in C

Write in C, oh, Write in C

LOGO's dead and buried

Write in C

 

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN

For science it worked flawlessly

Try using it for graphics!

Write in C

 

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours

Debugging some assembly

Soon you will be glad to Write in C

 

Write in C, Write in C

Write in C, yeah, Write in C

BASIC's not the answer

Write in C

 

Write in C, Write in C

Write in C, oh, Write in C

Pascal won't quite cut it

Write in C

 

 

 

IMAGINE

by : John Lennon

 

Imagine there's no Windows

It's easy if you try

No fatal errors or new bugs

To kill your hard drives

 

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates

Leaving us in peace!

Imagine never ending hard disks

It isn't hard to do

Nothing to del or wipe off

And no floppy too

 

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates

Sharing all his money

You may say I'm a hacker

But I'm not the only one

I hope someday you'll join us

And your games will fit in RAM

 

Imagine 3-Giga RAM

I wonder if you can

No need for left-shifts or setups

And no booting again and again

 

Imagine all the systems

Working all life-time!

You may say I'm a hacker

But I'm not the only one

Maybe someday I'll be a cracker

And then I'll make Windows run.....

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